back, finally. Right now, I'm up here hanging out in millersville, with some people I'm met up here. man am I bored.
I've decided against the Impreza WRX to be my next car. Why the heck would I pay for a $20,000 car in 5 years. I'll pay for a $7,000 car in less than 2 years and be done with it. I'm right now looking for a Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder, hopefully for a GST or a GSX. As long as it has a turbo already installed, I think I could do without a convertible ;) I was also thinking about a '95 or so Toyota MR2, but they are so small, I don't know I'd fit in it. Either way, I need a new vehicle.

I will be gone for a bit. My mother decided it was time to assert her authority, so I'm off the computer for a week. Dad, of course, being the strong-willed person he is, will let her do anything she wants. If I was him, she wouldn't be so lucky. Anybody else would have cut her off and kicked her to the curb long ago. My dad has decided that if "mom" says something, then he's obligated to go along with and support it. That's basically a virtual "carte blanche" to do anything she pleases. She certainly doesn't hold herself accountable to anyone but herself, so therefore can't be told what is right or wrong, without getting chewed out. I guess cause I'm the kid, I don't have a right to tell her what she's doing wrong.

*sigh*

Its times like these that make me realize that the only reason some people are still alive, is because its illegal to kill them.
Nevertheless, the authority a powerful handgun will give me is greatly desired.

Wow. I never knew that painting my face for art class made me a freak. On top of that, they go to my ex girlfriend to tell her about how weird I am. For one particular person, (somebody named "Stu352" over there at Xanga http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Stu352 ) it was apparantly far too much to handle.
Here's what he said:

"Holy CRAP! I saw the pic! SAw him before but he looks more freaky in the pic....he said it was for "art class"....i dunno bout that. No one else does that. I did it halloween but even then...scary but not freaky...maybe he joined the ICP...or as i call it "I Can't Participate" crowd...he definitely looks like a jester...cause he made me laugh...i fear for the girls that were turned on today by him...cause my homophobia went to defcon 4 when i saw him."
Posted 2/21/2004 at 12:58 AM by Stu352

Ouch. That really hurts. At least I had the balls to do it. You.........sit there. Just like everybody else.

Tada. You've rightfully earned my Middle Finger of the Week award.

Interesting how he apparantly read my journal, but didn't feel the need to comment or say anything to me. He'd rather go to my ex girlfriend's xanga site and post stuff to try and make me look bad. Wake up man. That's like Japan betraying the US in World War II. Not cool.
Next time you see me, come and make fun of me. Go for it. I promise, I won't do anything. I'll sit there, looking perfectly normal, and listen intently, and when you're all good and done, I'll turn around and walk away.

heh. But I won't be hearing anything from Stu352, will I?

Because of people. (One person in particular) I have put up a picture of myself on DeviantART. http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5380184/

If you want to see what I look like when I freak people out, then go for it.

So I got a new account over at DeviantART. Never mind that the site is still royally messed up. This one is all for renders that I have made, but never used. So I'm putting them all up on the public domain for other people to have fun with.

So if you need renders, then go here. www.nuformz-render-stock.deviantart.com

I got to get some sleep.....

I find it kind of funny that five deviations submitted in turn baffles you :)


I don't even want to know what happens when something complicated like, i dunno, you have to change the oil in your car and your head explodes because you have to take more than five steps to get to the oil and back to your car.

heh heh

This completely baffles my mind. A certain "Joe" made a new piece today, and its pretty good, I'll give him that. But then he had to go and make 4 other versions of it and upload ALL OF THEM. I can see one version, maybe 2, but 5!!! That's getting a little carried away. So now my inbox is flooded by all these new submissions, and what do I see? They're all by Joe. An original, and 4 variations of it.

*shakes head*

Please God PLEASE. When will it end??

When will I get a sandwich at McDonalds that looks like the one they're advertising?
When wil my black clothes stop fading in the wash?
When will El Nino return? Will it be like when the Batman Returned?

All these pressing questions! No simple answers!

I'll go ask PennDOT, since they always know what they're doing.

man, i hurt and all i did was go in a straight (by some standard i'm sure) line. It must really suck when you actually try. heh.

Skiing yesterday.

I hurt today.

And that's all there is to it.

I went out to practice some break dancing today. Man, I forgot how much I've forgotten about this stuff. I used to be passable in a crowd of dancers. Now, I can't hardly even pull a 90 without falling over. Like I'm gonna be able to do windmills by Saturday. Yeah. There's as much probability of that as there is I'm going to be the first person to take a crap on Jupiter. Riiiight.



Yeah, so since I can't think of anything else right now....

Goodbye, cruel world.


*blam*

Ping pong ball bombs are great. Loud boom, bright flash, lots of fun.

As it turns out, I was supposed to work tonight. Yup. At 430. Well, at 10 after 5 I get this call, that's from oregon dairy, telling me I should be there.

So now I'm out to the movies with my little sis.

thank god. my CD is finally done burning. now I can go to sleep.

Portishead, Hooverphonic, Nightmares on Wax, Massive Attack.
All of them the greatest bands you never heard of.

go to my art site. www.nuformz.deviantart.com

*blam*

splatter.

drip....drip....drip....


*blam**blam**blam*


*gurgle*

*cough* erm... oops.

I need to post here more often. In a nutshell, the Crystal Method is awesome, I broke up with Blair *pounds face on keyboard* although I should have done it a long time ago. I think Joe is currently weaving me a basket, but more likely its just a VR helmet. He seems to have forgotten that the nasdaq stock exchange is in New York.

He asked me today, "Why is it that girls have such big breasts these days? When did that happen?"


My answer? "Declining medical costs." I guess it could have been the Miracle-Grow plant fertilizer, but somehow that doesn't seem the culprit.

See, for me, every day is tuesday. Monday, well monday sucks. everything starts on monday, and the boring stuff always trumps the interesting stuff. Wednesday is the "Great Nothingness" that people usually use for things like dental work and funerals. Thursday, like kyle said, is the day we all wish was friday but always has too many letters. Friday, although full of potential, is mostly disapointing (mostly because there is no mandatory "fry" in "fry-day", like french fries or fried French people). Saturday and sunday go by in a blue and leave me tired and hungry, usually injured, and in trouble with my parents.

Whats left?

T-day, baby.


Thus, my oldest catch-phrase:

Only on a Tuesday.




Yeah, you know it Kyle, Scot, Steve, etc. You've heard the sentiment before, and if it were true, i'd be riding a shovel down 501 chasing a rabid donkey on two wheels and a ski whilst making transactions on the nasdaq over a tin-can-string phone to washington DC.

And i'd be weaving that string, too.