its been a few days.
I gotta say this. Its been on my mind several days, and now I'm going to actually say it.
I hate muscle cars.
Why is it that people think that their underpowered and overweight firebirds and camaros are fast? Excuse me, I just saw a stock Toyota Supra absolutely blow the doors off a stock Corvette.
oooo....he has mufflers. Which apparantly make his car really fast. I mean, fast like monica lewinsky on her way to the international sausage festival in Prague.
Oh wait. Check that.
The starship Voyager couldn't go that fast.
Anyways, this annoys me. People with Honda Civics and Acura Integras piss me off too. Maybe if they all didn't sound like someone stuffed a bunch of ball bearings in the cylinders I'd be more inclined NOT to throw bricks at the passers by. I'd just as soon put a massive piece of ABS plastic piping on the back of my car as put on one of those ricer exhausts on it. I hear that adding euro clear lenses instantly boosts horsepower, like, by at least 70%.
My kind of car is one that comes standard with a plate full of metal spikes attached to the front, so when I run all the freshmen over in my school parking lot, they stay there for a while and I can look at their wide eyes and open mouths as they realize who it is. Then on the back there's a sign that simply says "I'm winning." Then there's 2 kamas attached to the sides so that if I miss you with the front, they'll still hack you in the trachea and take your piercing-enlarged head off.
At least then I won't have to clean my car that often. You people think that Carmageddon was bad 8 years ago, you haven't even dreamt about the darkest corners of my mind. I turn to one guys who's just as dark and thorougly screwed up as me. That's Joe. Like he said, he's always right beside or behind me, depending on the amount of immediate danger. But he's the guy who plays life like its a game he can never lose. I've resigned to thinking that if something makes sense to him, then it makes sense for me and I'll back him up on it. I can count on him to do the same thing for me.
I gotta say this. Its been on my mind several days, and now I'm going to actually say it.
I hate muscle cars.
Why is it that people think that their underpowered and overweight firebirds and camaros are fast? Excuse me, I just saw a stock Toyota Supra absolutely blow the doors off a stock Corvette.
oooo....he has mufflers. Which apparantly make his car really fast. I mean, fast like monica lewinsky on her way to the international sausage festival in Prague.
Oh wait. Check that.
The starship Voyager couldn't go that fast.
Anyways, this annoys me. People with Honda Civics and Acura Integras piss me off too. Maybe if they all didn't sound like someone stuffed a bunch of ball bearings in the cylinders I'd be more inclined NOT to throw bricks at the passers by. I'd just as soon put a massive piece of ABS plastic piping on the back of my car as put on one of those ricer exhausts on it. I hear that adding euro clear lenses instantly boosts horsepower, like, by at least 70%.
My kind of car is one that comes standard with a plate full of metal spikes attached to the front, so when I run all the freshmen over in my school parking lot, they stay there for a while and I can look at their wide eyes and open mouths as they realize who it is. Then on the back there's a sign that simply says "I'm winning." Then there's 2 kamas attached to the sides so that if I miss you with the front, they'll still hack you in the trachea and take your piercing-enlarged head off.
At least then I won't have to clean my car that often. You people think that Carmageddon was bad 8 years ago, you haven't even dreamt about the darkest corners of my mind. I turn to one guys who's just as dark and thorougly screwed up as me. That's Joe. Like he said, he's always right beside or behind me, depending on the amount of immediate danger. But he's the guy who plays life like its a game he can never lose. I've resigned to thinking that if something makes sense to him, then it makes sense for me and I'll back him up on it. I can count on him to do the same thing for me.
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