10. "Scattered f#$%ing showers, my ass!"
--Noah, 4314 b.c.
 
9. "How the f#$% did you figure that out?"
--Pythagoras, 126 b.c.
 
8. "You want WHAT on the f#$%ing ceiling?"
--Michaelangelo, 1566
 
7."It does so f#$%ing look like her!"
--Pablo Picasso, 1926
 
6."Where the f#$% are we?"
--Amelia Earhart, 1937
 
5. "Any f#$%ing idiot could figure that out."
--Albert Einstein, 1938

4. "I need this parade like I need a f#$%ing hole in the head."
--John F. Kennedy, 1963
 
3. "Where did all these f#$%ing Indians come from?"
--General Custer, 1877
 
2."Aw, c'mon. Who the f#$% is going to find out?"
--Bill Clinton, 1997
 
1. "What the f#$% was that?"
--Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945