Life is good...

Life is very good.

I go to sleep when I'm tired.
I wake up when I'm not tired anymore.
I eat when I'm hungry, I drink when I'm thirsty.
I go where I please, I come home when I feel like.
I spend money or save money, however I want to.
I don't go to church if I don't feel like it.
I play video games, or do work, whichever I choose.

and I have an awesome girlfriend, which by far tops everything else.

Damn I love this.