I just got my black trench coat. I freakin love it. It comes to damn near an inch above the floor, and its all massive and flows out behind me and everything. The story I tell everyone is that I got it for $20 because I found it ripped at the store, but not everyone knows that I'm the one who ripped it, and did it several days before I bought it. Eh. I still didn't pay much for it, and its a freakin awesome coat. I actually didn't rip it on purpose, but after the dude offered it too me cheap, I figured I was obligated to just take it. So I got my sister to sew it back together and its good as new again.

heh heh heh.

Well, tis the season to be giving.